Too many bodily fluids

Today was so gross!!! I had to take two of my kids to the doctor today. They are 1 and 2 years old. I pick them up and get to the doctors office and what happens? The one year old shits all over herself. So I ask for some gloves and go in the bathroom and change her stanky ass diaper. Then right when I finish, I walk out of the bathroom and what else... another stanky ass diaper. I am for another pair of gloves. The two year old had like diarrhea all over the place. It was like they were just waiting for me to pick them up to do this. So I bring her in the bathroom to change her. While I am trying to hold my breath and change her diaper the little one heads for the toilet to put her hands all over it so I run and grab her. We finish and walk in the doctors office. They BOTH start screaming bloody murder, like someone was killing them. For about an hour I listened to them scream and cry. I had to hold one of them down to get a breathing treatment. Then the kid was screaming so much, she throws up ALL OVER ME.... down my shirt and jeans. While I am wiping it up from everywhere, I accidentally stick my hand in it. Then, as if things could not get any worse, they both insist on me holding them. They were using my shirt, with these big pieces of fabric as a snot rag. So at that time I had boogers, throw up and shit all over me. Possibly the most horrendous day of my life... Note to self, NEVER again will I bring kids to the doctor by myself and NEVER will I have kids that close in age. Actually, I am not having kids anytime soon. Too many bodily fluids!

On a cleaner note, Nick and I went to Carrabbas tonight :) YUMO. And we saw the weirdest movie. It was funny but o so weird. It has George Clooney and Brad Pit in it. I am supposed to go out tomorrow night with some work friends and attorney's for the dark side, I shall see... Hope everyone has a lovely weekend. I will, the weather has been gorgeous!